interrupted by a cat
May. 2nd, 2012 07:24 pmDad: Well, I just had a corn on the cob and a big hamburger and boy was it good. ((Or something like that -- I wasn't really paying that much attention at the start of this.))
Me: Yeah.
Dad: I don't get to do that all the time you know.
Me: Mmmhmm. ... You know what? I also had a corn on the cob and a hamburger, and now I'm going to top it off with some ice cream.
Dad: Ice cream? Because you're still hungry, or because it sounds good?
Me: Because it sounds good.
Dad: *makes breathless oinking noises*
Me: That doesn't sound good.
Dad: Your ice cream just doesn't know how to squeak right.
Me: ... no, my ice cream sounds like *sings* Some enchanted evening...
Dad: Your ice cream sings baritone, then.
Me: Or tries to.
Also, apparently a rack of silly is like a rack of lamb, only not cooked quite so well.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: I don't get to do that all the time you know.
Me: Mmmhmm. ... You know what? I also had a corn on the cob and a hamburger, and now I'm going to top it off with some ice cream.
Dad: Ice cream? Because you're still hungry, or because it sounds good?
Me: Because it sounds good.
Dad: *makes breathless oinking noises*
Me: That doesn't sound good.
Dad: Your ice cream just doesn't know how to squeak right.
Me: ... no, my ice cream sounds like *sings* Some enchanted evening...
Dad: Your ice cream sings baritone, then.
Me: Or tries to.
Also, apparently a rack of silly is like a rack of lamb, only not cooked quite so well.