let's tear up the newspapers, the newspapers, the newspapers!

[surei]

Alright. I'm tired of all this fire crap. It's all the media cares about - and everyone who's stood to lost their homes have pretty much gotten over it and are tired of it too. We're Not Interested. That's our new name. Not Interested. Yeah, yeah, 'hiya Miss Interested, can I--'

'You're mistaken. You want to talk to my sister, Very. I'm Not."

"Pardon?"

"Not Interested. Now go away."

Pathetic attempt at humor aside, I'm sick and tired of the fire. Even worse, I'm sick and tired because of the fire. I just want it over, so now I'm going to ignore it.

Someone really put the moves on me the other day. Woops, went way too far, too fast, didn't pay attention. Here we go again: let me introduce myself, I'm Not Interested.

I think the experience has turned me temporarily lesbian.

I'll say it again: right now, I prefer girls to guys. Suck it up, mister - that's right, your own stuff. I'm not doing it for you, and I'm not letting you anywhere near mine. Back off.

Ewwwwwwwww.