and a third time
Oct. 9th, 2006 02:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sureiI should just keep doing this now and then. It makes me laugh harder than... practically anything else, really, except maybe Paul and his banana yesterday at snack. At least recently.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Put in alphabetical order and then randomized:
1. Farfarello (Weiß Kreuz)
2. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
3. WuFei (Gundam Wing)
4. Sephiroth (FF7)
5. Xellos (Slayers)
6. Aya [Ran] (Weiß Kreuz)
7. Gai (Naruto)
8. Naraku (Inuyasha)
9. Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
10. Cloud (FF7)
11. Zoro (One Piece)
12. Nagi (Weiß Kreuz)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Aya/Zoro. No, I can't say that I have. It's an interesting idea, though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think it's already been established that Sephiroth is the epitome of hotness.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Nagi got Naraku pregnant. Actually, that could happen. I think Nagi would go around being his usual bundle of teenage misanthropy, only to a greater degree, and Naraku would alternate between hating him and going Kukuku.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Eheh. There's not a lot of fics about Amon alone. Except the one I wrote, because I felt the need for it.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Would Sesshoumaru and Aya make a good couple? Again, I can see it, although in a mind-breaky way. They would bond over trying to kill hated people.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Xellos/Amon or Xellos/Cloud? Assuming that Xellos is capable of sex... It's a toss-up, I think. They both hate parts of themselves, and can't help it. Maybe Cloud, since he could handle it better.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Gai walked in on Sesshoumaru and Nagi having sex, he would start crying and speaking about the GLORIES of LOVE that CROSSES BARRIERS. And then they would kill him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
WuFei/Cloud: Far into the future, the people of Gaia have finally succeeded in going out into space, and building colonies among the stars. But there are always people willing to abuse the Planet, and she hasn't released Cloud from his duties yet, and maybe she never will... While the other Gundam boys attack base after base, WuFei drops out of communication after being hurt on a mission because he meets Cloud and is witness to the kinds of things he must do. At first they seem to be enemies to each other, but though WuFei fights for the colonies and Cloud for the Planet, each knows the pain of doing what one must even against ones will. Or something.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
It is impossible to write fluff for Farfarello/anyone, let alone Naraku. Wow. My brain has just collapsed.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gai/Nagi? Um. Excuse me. I'm going to go hide.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted Sephiroth to deflower Farfarello, I would be a sick, sick person.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Gai slash... I'm not sure. I don't think so?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
WuFei het... Again, I'm not sure.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Zoro is not drawn by anyone on my flist as best I know.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
If someone were to write Sesshoumaru/Sephiroth/Xellos, I would shoot them. And then myself. The only thing worse than that is Gai/Nagi.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Does he scream?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song-fic about Naraku would probably have to be something completely off-the-wall. "Happy Boys and Girls," maybe.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings for a Farfarello/Aya/Nagi fic: (Actually not crossover. How did that happen?) Blood. Either dark or crack. PWP, or at least AU.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Sesshoumaru does not use pick-up lines. He wouldn't need to on Cloud, anyway.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a fic on Xellos was a couple months ago.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Aya's super-secret kink is one that Schuldich programmed into him, so he doesn't know what it is yet.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Zoro shag Amon? Drunk, yes. If they were both very, very drunk, but it is possible. Sober... I would read a fic that managed it.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
... I really should not have chosen Gai. With WuFei? Um. Okay! Younger!Gai and WuFei would neither top nor bottom.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Farfarello and Amon are in a happy relationship (WTF) until Amon suddenly runs off with Sephiroth. (Again, WTF) Farfarello, broken-hearted,plots and executes their deaths along with those of the local clergy has a hot one-night stand with Zoro (vaguely possible) and a brief unhappy affair with Nagi, (once more, WTF) then is manipulated by follows the wise advice of Xellos and finds true love with WuFei, who later commits suicide to escape him.
Even if it were crack, WTF.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Gai/Naraku were canon, that might actually explain a lot. In a very twisted way.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Put in alphabetical order and then randomized:
1. Farfarello (Weiß Kreuz)
2. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
3. WuFei (Gundam Wing)
4. Sephiroth (FF7)
5. Xellos (Slayers)
6. Aya [Ran] (Weiß Kreuz)
7. Gai (Naruto)
8. Naraku (Inuyasha)
9. Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
10. Cloud (FF7)
11. Zoro (One Piece)
12. Nagi (Weiß Kreuz)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Aya/Zoro. No, I can't say that I have. It's an interesting idea, though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think it's already been established that Sephiroth is the epitome of hotness.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Nagi got Naraku pregnant. Actually, that could happen. I think Nagi would go around being his usual bundle of teenage misanthropy, only to a greater degree, and Naraku would alternate between hating him and going Kukuku.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Eheh. There's not a lot of fics about Amon alone. Except the one I wrote, because I felt the need for it.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Would Sesshoumaru and Aya make a good couple? Again, I can see it, although in a mind-breaky way. They would bond over trying to kill hated people.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Xellos/Amon or Xellos/Cloud? Assuming that Xellos is capable of sex... It's a toss-up, I think. They both hate parts of themselves, and can't help it. Maybe Cloud, since he could handle it better.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Gai walked in on Sesshoumaru and Nagi having sex, he would start crying and speaking about the GLORIES of LOVE that CROSSES BARRIERS. And then they would kill him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
WuFei/Cloud: Far into the future, the people of Gaia have finally succeeded in going out into space, and building colonies among the stars. But there are always people willing to abuse the Planet, and she hasn't released Cloud from his duties yet, and maybe she never will... While the other Gundam boys attack base after base, WuFei drops out of communication after being hurt on a mission because he meets Cloud and is witness to the kinds of things he must do. At first they seem to be enemies to each other, but though WuFei fights for the colonies and Cloud for the Planet, each knows the pain of doing what one must even against ones will. Or something.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
It is impossible to write fluff for Farfarello/anyone, let alone Naraku. Wow. My brain has just collapsed.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gai/Nagi? Um. Excuse me. I'm going to go hide.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted Sephiroth to deflower Farfarello, I would be a sick, sick person.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Gai slash... I'm not sure. I don't think so?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
WuFei het... Again, I'm not sure.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Zoro is not drawn by anyone on my flist as best I know.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
If someone were to write Sesshoumaru/Sephiroth/Xellos, I would shoot them. And then myself. The only thing worse than that is Gai/Nagi.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Does he scream?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song-fic about Naraku would probably have to be something completely off-the-wall. "Happy Boys and Girls," maybe.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings for a Farfarello/Aya/Nagi fic: (Actually not crossover. How did that happen?) Blood. Either dark or crack. PWP, or at least AU.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Sesshoumaru does not use pick-up lines. He wouldn't need to on Cloud, anyway.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a fic on Xellos was a couple months ago.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Aya's super-secret kink is one that Schuldich programmed into him, so he doesn't know what it is yet.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Zoro shag Amon? Drunk, yes. If they were both very, very drunk, but it is possible. Sober... I would read a fic that managed it.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
... I really should not have chosen Gai. With WuFei? Um. Okay! Younger!Gai and WuFei would neither top nor bottom.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Farfarello and Amon are in a happy relationship (WTF) until Amon suddenly runs off with Sephiroth. (Again, WTF) Farfarello, broken-hearted,
Even if it were crack, WTF.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Gai/Naraku were canon, that might actually explain a lot. In a very twisted way.