Demon of Justic, chapter 30

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"I am not filthy rich," [Relena] sniffed haughtily, drawing herself upright in her chair. "All my money is scrupulously clean. That’s what banks have coin washers for. ... Naturally, Pargan has the bills dry-cleaned before he irons them..."

I find this extremely amusing. Perhaps not so much as some of the author babbles, but funny none the less.

So I'm sharing it with people because I feel like it.