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sora_ko. List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!) Then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Dark Schneider (Bastard!)
2. Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)
3. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
4. Genjo Sanzo (Saiyuki)
5. Nagisa Kaworu / Tabris (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
6. Tetsu (Petshop of Horrors)
7. Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)
8. Farfarello (Weiß Kreuz)
9. Rob Anybody Feegle (Diskworld)
10. Kuroba Kaito (Magic Kaitou)
11. Re-L Mayar (Ergo Proxy)
12. Doumeki Shizuka (xxxHOLiC)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
[Tetsu, Re-L] Tetsu, provided he wasn’t too bady tempted to snack on his students. Or, in a culinary school.
2. Do you think 4 is hot?
[Sanzo] Several people think so, I know. Yeah, sure.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
[Doumeki, Farfarello] Um. Doumeki might suggest that Farfarello try to find Yuuko’s shop. Being batshit insane, capable of astral projection, and possessed of one hell of a ‘wish’, it would succeed.
4. What is or would be 9’s favorite book?
[Rob Anybody] Not a book. The piece of paper with his name (misspelled, granted) on it would be all he needs.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
[Allen, Tetsu] That really depends on the circumstances. If Tetsu had taken Allen in as a child, then Allen would swear fealty to Tetsu. On the other hand, that hand of his (a delicacy!), especially if it tastes nice, would be a pretty good reason for vice versa.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
[Kaworu, Rob Anybody, Kaito] Haha, stuck between two thieves. Well. Rob Anybody is not looking for a studio apartment, unless it’s to steal something from it. Therefore, Kaito. Besides, Kaworu would probably like Kaito’s magic tricks.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
[Allen, Kenpachi, Doumeki] Doumeki would somehow convince Watanuki to make dinner for them. They’d talk about beating nasties. Then something in Kenpachi would remind Allen of Kanda, they’d start shouting, and Doumeki would stick his fingers in his ears.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
[Hiei, Kaito] Kaito would be about to die very, very quickly until Kurama distracted Hiei.
9. If 1 stole 8’s most precious posession, how would s/he get it back?
[D. S., Farfarello] I don’t think Farfarello has a most precious posession, but I don’t think he’d need much of a reason to try to kill D. S.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
[Kenpachi, Doumeki] Dude, Doumeki doesn’t have any wishes, how am I supposed to know what he most desires? Maybe an Arrancar tries to molest Watanuki, and so Kenpachi and Doumeki come to the rescue, giving Kenpachi the chance to fight full-out and have fun, and Doumeki to… well… rescue Watanuki.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
[Sanzo, D.S.] Wave Gyuumaou at them.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
[Kenpachi] He would be terribly bored, because I don’t fight. We might find other things to talk about, though.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
[Hiei] I… have no idea.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
[Re-L] Not that I know of.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
[Allen, Sanzo, Kaworu] Given that an Eva!Angel doesn’t look like an akuma to Allen’s eye, Kaworu.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
[Kaito] Kaito doesn’t shout while charging into battle. He doesn’t charge into battle. He makes a flashy appearance and then addresses the crowd. Charging from battle, though, that I know. “BAD FISHIE!”
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
[Farfarello] “As Heaven is Wide,” by Garbage, off the top of my head.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant.
[D. S., Tetsu, Doumeki] Doumeki is having dim sum. D. S. is snarfing and upsetting the rest of the restaurant. Tetsu is alternating between planning a better use of seasonings and calculating the possibility of getting an arm or two to gnaw on.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
[Allen, Rob Anybody] There is NO pick-up line for a cursed, underage human with a magical red arm to use on a 6-inch tall, blue pictsie who is married with kids. Sorry.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
[Kaworu] Stealing an Eva. Being an Angel. *shrug*
21. What is 6’s secret?
[Tetsu] He actually likes the taste of Leon, and doesn’t just bite him for admonisment purposes.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
[Re-L, Rob Anybody] Rob Anybody, without a doubt. The Nac Mac Feegle are faster than anybody.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
[Hiei, Kenpachi] They’d probably be on opposite sides, so I'd listen to both. And an uninvolved bystander, then draw my own conclusions.
24. “1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
[D.S. and Rob Anybody reluctantly team up to save the worldand steal loot from the threat posed by Sanzo’s sinister secret organization so that D.S. can dominate it himself. Re-L volunteers them to help her to help them, but it is later discovered that Re-L is actually a spy for Sanzo who by now is really upset with Kanzeon for sticking this all on him. Meanwhile, Sanzo is working with has kidnapped Doumeki, in an attempt to kill them once and for all force their surrender. Following the misleading wise advice of Kaworu, they seek out Hiei, who attacks them for threatening Yukina gives them what they need to complete their quest.] So totally told from the bad guys’ POV. It would be called “Megalomania” and would never be read. I refuse to even contemplate writing it.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
[Kenpachi, Farfarello] Both. I’d choose Farf, though, because (at least in my head) we’re old friends.
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1. Dark Schneider (Bastard!)
2. Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)
3. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
4. Genjo Sanzo (Saiyuki)
5. Nagisa Kaworu / Tabris (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
6. Tetsu (Petshop of Horrors)
7. Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)
8. Farfarello (Weiß Kreuz)
9. Rob Anybody Feegle (Diskworld)
10. Kuroba Kaito (Magic Kaitou)
11. Re-L Mayar (Ergo Proxy)
12. Doumeki Shizuka (xxxHOLiC)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
[Tetsu, Re-L] Tetsu, provided he wasn’t too bady tempted to snack on his students. Or, in a culinary school.
2. Do you think 4 is hot?
[Sanzo] Several people think so, I know. Yeah, sure.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
[Doumeki, Farfarello] Um. Doumeki might suggest that Farfarello try to find Yuuko’s shop. Being batshit insane, capable of astral projection, and possessed of one hell of a ‘wish’, it would succeed.
4. What is or would be 9’s favorite book?
[Rob Anybody] Not a book. The piece of paper with his name (misspelled, granted) on it would be all he needs.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
[Allen, Tetsu] That really depends on the circumstances. If Tetsu had taken Allen in as a child, then Allen would swear fealty to Tetsu. On the other hand, that hand of his (a delicacy!), especially if it tastes nice, would be a pretty good reason for vice versa.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
[Kaworu, Rob Anybody, Kaito] Haha, stuck between two thieves. Well. Rob Anybody is not looking for a studio apartment, unless it’s to steal something from it. Therefore, Kaito. Besides, Kaworu would probably like Kaito’s magic tricks.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
[Allen, Kenpachi, Doumeki] Doumeki would somehow convince Watanuki to make dinner for them. They’d talk about beating nasties. Then something in Kenpachi would remind Allen of Kanda, they’d start shouting, and Doumeki would stick his fingers in his ears.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
[Hiei, Kaito] Kaito would be about to die very, very quickly until Kurama distracted Hiei.
9. If 1 stole 8’s most precious posession, how would s/he get it back?
[D. S., Farfarello] I don’t think Farfarello has a most precious posession, but I don’t think he’d need much of a reason to try to kill D. S.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
[Kenpachi, Doumeki] Dude, Doumeki doesn’t have any wishes, how am I supposed to know what he most desires? Maybe an Arrancar tries to molest Watanuki, and so Kenpachi and Doumeki come to the rescue, giving Kenpachi the chance to fight full-out and have fun, and Doumeki to… well… rescue Watanuki.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
[Sanzo, D.S.] Wave Gyuumaou at them.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
[Kenpachi] He would be terribly bored, because I don’t fight. We might find other things to talk about, though.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
[Hiei] I… have no idea.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
[Re-L] Not that I know of.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
[Allen, Sanzo, Kaworu] Given that an Eva!Angel doesn’t look like an akuma to Allen’s eye, Kaworu.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
[Kaito] Kaito doesn’t shout while charging into battle. He doesn’t charge into battle. He makes a flashy appearance and then addresses the crowd. Charging from battle, though, that I know. “BAD FISHIE!”
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
[Farfarello] “As Heaven is Wide,” by Garbage, off the top of my head.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant.
[D. S., Tetsu, Doumeki] Doumeki is having dim sum. D. S. is snarfing and upsetting the rest of the restaurant. Tetsu is alternating between planning a better use of seasonings and calculating the possibility of getting an arm or two to gnaw on.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
[Allen, Rob Anybody] There is NO pick-up line for a cursed, underage human with a magical red arm to use on a 6-inch tall, blue pictsie who is married with kids. Sorry.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
[Kaworu] Stealing an Eva. Being an Angel. *shrug*
21. What is 6’s secret?
[Tetsu] He actually likes the taste of Leon, and doesn’t just bite him for admonisment purposes.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
[Re-L, Rob Anybody] Rob Anybody, without a doubt. The Nac Mac Feegle are faster than anybody.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
[Hiei, Kenpachi] They’d probably be on opposite sides, so I'd listen to both. And an uninvolved bystander, then draw my own conclusions.
24. “1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
[D.S. and Rob Anybody reluctantly team up to save the world
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
[Kenpachi, Farfarello] Both. I’d choose Farf, though, because (at least in my head) we’re old friends.