the little things that kill

[surei]

I finally got tired of having to change the stupid toilet roll. So I made a sign.


This is our toilet paper roll holder. It is made up of three parts.
Part 1) the toilet paper roll
Part 2) the holder
Part 3) the spring-loaded cross-bar
To Change the Toilet Paper Roll:
Step 1) take the bar and compress it by pushing it towards the other side of the holder
Step 2) remove the bar with the empty roll on it.
Step 3) replace the toilet paper roll. Make sure the open edge faces the room.
Step 4) replace the bar with the new roll on it in a reverse of steps 2 and 1.
If the cross-bar falls apart during steps 2 or 3, keep this in mind:
This is the larger component. It goes over the smaller component.
This is the smaller component. It goes inside the larger component.
This is the spring. It goes between and inside both the larger and the smaller components. Like so.

If I have to change it again, I'm going to add another line, that says, "So do it yourself!"