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Most college freshmen are geeks.

Case in point: as four girls were walking back to their dorm from dinner, one of them got hit in the eye by a nut.

If you find this amusing through a sexual reference (which seems rather impossible, I would like to point out) then you are a geek.

By geek, I mean: intelligent, used to thinking, skilled in the use of words and/or mathematics and/or computers, and desperate for at least the mention of sex.

Now, I don't mean that as offensive; I'm a geek myself minus the wanting-sex part (I'll explain that in a bit), perhaps even more so than these four girls. After all, I go off every other Friday and pretend to try to kill people with a rolled up piece of paper covered in duct tape. This process includes roughly 20 others (most of whom can make decent jokes using Java/Basic/Forth/etc terminology) and lasts about four hours.

And I'm trying to learn Japanese, teach myself Sanskrit, and master a webpage program that I don't own all at the same time.

Pleasant imaginings, darling.
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