this dream makes my head hurt

A romance between Lina and Shikamaru. In a dungeon trawl. With a cameo by ... a random member of the Blue Dragonflight, who was lost and angry and joined the war to destroy the sorceress, and tried to seduce Lina to do so, but wound up getting tamed by her instead, and then she left him, because of Shikamaru (who was not terribly in character) who she was really really close to ("You're close enough to be lovers. Or siblings.") and... yeah.

Seriously, mind. A Lina/Shika romance in a dungeon trawl? WTF.