... the hell?

Been a while since a meme.

~ from keitess:
~ If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Post your reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.

HP rec

Somebody asked me to provide links to some HP fic. I wonder who... Anyway, I figure I'd through a couple recs in for fun as well. I've recced some before, but I was going mosty for humor here... with one exception.

~ Black, White, Grey - Neville kills 'Mort with a gun.
~ The Power the Dark Lord Knows Of - using the prophecy to his own ends. (Not the best writing, but a fun idea.)
+ There's Always A Way - 'Mort kicks it, and the snarky narrator (OC) gets to deal with his followers' revenge. Very satisfying.
+ Something Grim This Way Comes - if you're familiar with Grim Tales, this is a crossover. If you're not, I wasn't either, and it was still fun. Poor, poor Grim.
+ Those Who Hunt Death Eaters - "A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With the help of Hermione (who's been turned into a dog) and Harry's Firebolt (now possessed by the spirit of Sirius Black), what could possibly go wrong?"
+ Those Who Still Hunt Death Eaters - "Harry and his friends have finally gathered all the spell fragments needed to resurrect Sirius and destroy Voldemort once and for all. Now all they need to do is finish casting the spell. Easy, right?" - I read this one first, and still prefer it.
+ Evil Be Thou My Good - the exception. This is horror. It involves Hellraiser, you know, the movies with Pinhead and the puzzle box.