Since my phone is off most of the time, I enjoy making new no-answer greetings from time to time. Such as today.
"This is the phone of Darcy. It is off. Please leave a message, or call my room phone at [number], unless this is Monday or Wednesday afternoon or evening, in which case you'll reach me faster by coming to Edmunds Ballroom. My hair is bright red this semester, so I'll be distinctive. Thank you."
"This is the phone of Darcy. It is off. Please leave a message, or call my room phone at [number], unless this is Monday or Wednesday afternoon or evening, in which case you'll reach me faster by coming to Edmunds Ballroom. My hair is bright red this semester, so I'll be distinctive. Thank you."