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Mar. 18th, 2004 06:28 amThe worst thing about living alone is that there's no one there when you have nightmares.
Mar. 18th, 2004
This Mess We're In - chapter 12
Mar. 18th, 2004 02:55 pmAt that, Inuyasha leapt to his feet, and drew Tetsusaiga. “Oh that does it, I’m gonna fucking smear you all over this forest.”
Sesshoumaru drew Toukijin with an insulting laziness. “Fine, try,” he murmured. “Wake me up when you have finished.” The two brothers faced each other, one coldly disdainful, the other with an almost palpable aura of righteous anger.
“Stop it!” Kagome bellowed, completely fed up. “I’m so sick of this ridiculous urge you two have to whip your swords out all the time!” She planted her hands on her hips, and glared at them alternately. “Fine. They’re equally impressive! Inuyasha’s is pathetic at first, but grows really big. And Sesshoumaru’s brings people to life. Now stick them back in your waistbands, and shut the hell up!” she raged.
Kagome was puzzled by the sudden silence that descended in the clearing. Inuyasha looked completely stunned, and stared at her with some unidentifiable expression on his face.
Sesshoumaru, on the other hand, looked bemused.
“And you,” Kagome mumbled, turning to Sesshoumaru. “Why are you laughing at me? What’s so damn funny?”
The silence over Kagome’s unintentional double-entendres only lengthened, this time compounded by everyone else’s confusion about how Sesshoumaru’s blank expression could possibly be interpreted as laughter.
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and my tear ducts lost control.
I'm probably going to laugh again, as I go back over it.
Sesshoumaru drew Toukijin with an insulting laziness. “Fine, try,” he murmured. “Wake me up when you have finished.” The two brothers faced each other, one coldly disdainful, the other with an almost palpable aura of righteous anger.
“Stop it!” Kagome bellowed, completely fed up. “I’m so sick of this ridiculous urge you two have to whip your swords out all the time!” She planted her hands on her hips, and glared at them alternately. “Fine. They’re equally impressive! Inuyasha’s is pathetic at first, but grows really big. And Sesshoumaru’s brings people to life. Now stick them back in your waistbands, and shut the hell up!” she raged.
Kagome was puzzled by the sudden silence that descended in the clearing. Inuyasha looked completely stunned, and stared at her with some unidentifiable expression on his face.
Sesshoumaru, on the other hand, looked bemused.
“And you,” Kagome mumbled, turning to Sesshoumaru. “Why are you laughing at me? What’s so damn funny?”
The silence over Kagome’s unintentional double-entendres only lengthened, this time compounded by everyone else’s confusion about how Sesshoumaru’s blank expression could possibly be interpreted as laughter.
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and my tear ducts lost control.
I'm probably going to laugh again, as I go back over it.